So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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