I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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