ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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