Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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