i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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