I want to walk on stilts...naked
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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