I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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