i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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