We won't sleep together?
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
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