Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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