I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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