Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I touched a dick in church today
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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