Where is the hickey?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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