they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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