Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
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