Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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