she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Randomize
