So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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