you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
It's just like the Real World with babies
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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