I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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