god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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