his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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