who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Me too!
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
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