I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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