all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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