Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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