So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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