i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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