Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
