Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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