Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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