So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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