so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
You've changed since you got that strap on
This toilet bowl is my home.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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