You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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