I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
