the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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