how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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