That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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