Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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