haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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