So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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