What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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