their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
