he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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