Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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