do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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