We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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