Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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