Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I need a beard to bite.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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