i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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