And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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